Bloody Knife

Y'KNOW WHAT I HATE?

PEOPLE WHO BLARE THEIR MUSIC OUT OF THEIR CARS! you may think your music taste is great but i doubt anyone else will if you blare it out of YOUR GODDAMN CAR! sure, it's ok to listen to your music inside your car, but keep the windows rolled down so NO-ONE ELSE HAS TO HEAR IT!

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ANTI-VAXXERS! i was watching a show about them a couple days ago and they just piss me off! "the toxins from the vaccines will absorb into our brains and give us all autism, even our children. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?!?!". and that's not even an exaggeration! those dumbfucks genuinely believe that! i think all anti vaxxers should be wiped out, which won't be too hard to do since they could probably die from the common cold. just give one of them measles and in a week, they'll all be gone! haha! they will probably be wiped out anyway because the kids of those fucks will die as soon as they get out of the hospital. honestly, anti vaxxers are the dumbest of the dumb, and i'm saying that in a world where influencers and fake activists exist!

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THE ROYAL FUCKIN FAMILY! i really hate those fuckers. they do nothing except bring in tourism for the uk. "oh but they're so great and the queen is so nice and they just make the uk" I DON'T FUCKIN CARE! they care more about harry and meghan fucking off to the us than prince andrew being best mates with epstein. so do the people that loooooovvvvvveeeeeeee them. makes my skin crawl, the amount of people that love those fuckers. for all that i care, they could all rot. the uk is better off without them. fuck the royal family!

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'TEA' CHANNELS! they are basically the modern day equivalent of gossip magazines like hello. y'know the type you see in service stations talking about some dumb celebrity. well just imagine that but in video form. that is basically a tea channel except rather than talk about dumb celebrities, they talk about dumb influencers! honestly, who the fuck cares what some random tik tok person is doing? really? who? sick of those channels clogging up youtube.

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THOSE 'VIDEOGAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE' FUCKERS! every time someone becomes an hero or commits a crime, some politician goes 'it's the videogames fault'. there was something a couple months ago in ohio where some senator or something was going to ban GTA because there was a spike in carjackings. what a dumb fuck! oh yeah sure videogames made them do it, not the living situation they were in or the way your government was treating them! honestly, it's the same as blaming 'satanic' music for murders. you can't blame crimes on the shit someone listens to, or the shit someone plays. sure, if a kid plays SMCRPG then goes and does what they did in the game then yeah maybe you could say "the videogame was a factor" but if someone commits a crime then there's probably something more going on than "videogame makes crime videogame bad".

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GEN Z! i don't know if i've mentioned this one before but here goes: i hate most generations, millenials, boomers, gen x, whatever the fuck. maybe it's because i'm apart of gen z that makes me hate it so much. so much of gen z is just whiny fuckin hypocrites and over sensitive pricks. most of them originate from tik tok which isn't that suprising because tik tok is basically tumblr 2.0 and we all know what great things came from tumblr. hopefully those fucks are going to grow out of it by the time they hit 20 but seeing that some of these oversensitive pricks are over 20 makes me lose hope.

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HOROSCOPES! horoscopes are only for braindead people who think that every aspect of their personality is based on what the stars looked like when they were born. i was on spotify this morning and saw they were doing 'horoscope podcasts'. 'you're going to become a billionaire overnight because when you were born because the stars were aligned and the moon was in full orbit when you were born'. BULLSHIT! i'll also lump this in with this manifestation trend on tik tok. for those blissfully unaware, the oh so revolutionary gen z now think that if they write something down a fuck ton of times, it will come true! to be fair, millenials probably do this too but aren't as stupid as to put it on social media. no, just writing down that that you're going to get laid doesn't magically make it come true. fuckin retards i swear!

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DANGANRONPA! GOD I HATE THAT SHIT! it has created the worst of the worst in terms of fans. usually i would reserve that title for dream stans but nope. danganronpa has given every depressed 'edgy' genderfluid 14 year old the opportunity to go 'OMG I KIN *insert danganronpa character* OMG OMG". don't even get me started on the cosplay. y'know sometimes cosplay can be done right but not with this shit. who's gonna tell them that they all look like shit? not to crush anyones dreams of becoming some anime boy but c'mon. it's basically the same type of shit as homestuck back when that was big except without the grey body paint. and get this: the same fans who 'kin' characters (i hate those people that kin other shit but that's a whole other thing) say on their carrd or tumblr 'DNI if you're a *character* kin because i kin *other character*' you fucks do realise kinning someone doesn't mean that they are that character? i've seen the term 'terminally online' being thrown around in regards to these people and i couldn't agree more. idiots, the lot of them.

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SHIT SHOWS ON TV! tv is just a shitshow at this point. singing shows, gameshows and dating shows just control the air, punctuated by some news every couple of hours or the regular soap like eastenders or holby city. and the concepts for those shows aren't even that good. there are two shows that are the LAZIEST shit i've ever seen! one is 'naked attraction' where the entire premise is some person comes in and judges who they would date on their dick size or pussy! then they strip themselves and show their own dick or pussy! whoever signs up for that shit must have a luka magnotta sized ego. another is a show called 'i can see your voice' where a group of d-list celebrities (and the token spice girl) judge who they think can sing by looking at them. it's stupid! whoever signs up to that show must either be a show-off or wants to be made fun of on national tv.

Y'KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE?

CANCEL CULTURE! cancel culture and general social media is why ted kaczynski was right. controversial statement i know but it's true. i despise cancel culture and anyone who participates in it. oh someone said the word retard 7 years ago? how dare they! they must be harassed and driven off the internet because they are SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON! honestly, cancel culture is vile, especially as the people who participate in it view themselves as righteous and like saviours when in reality, they are the bad people. cancel culture is what happens when you give 14 year olds a twitter account and give them free reign of the internet. i hate it!

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FAKE 'ACTIVISTS'! those people only really care about an issue when it's cool and they can get social media points over it. take BLM for example. last summer everyone was going on and on and on about it because it was all in the news. now, no one gives a shit! it stopped being cool to talk about and fake 'woke activists' couldn't get points off of saying 'racism is bad yeah'. one issue stops being cool then another one takes its place. first it was BLM and ACAB, now it's the israel palestine shit. i bet in a month or so, the so-called 'activists' will fuck off to some other cause to get woke points.

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PUNK WANNABES! now i know i've already talked about yungblud and trust me, he is a punk wannabe but there is someone else who i HATE who does the exact same thing. MGK or machine gun kelly. i saw this one comment saying eminem bullied mgk into going pop punk and i could not agree more. he's 31 but still acts like some edgy 'it's not a phase mum' 14 year old. IT'S PATHETIC! don't even get me started on his music because it is so bad. it's like if blink 182 and sum 41's music was about 100x worse and with some shitty 'rapper' over the top.

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PEOPLE WHO CREAM THEIR PANTS OVER LEO DICAPRIO! every time he's in a movie or i watch a movie he's in in class all the girls (and a couple boys) go BATSHIT when they get a glimpse of him! not saying i hate leo dicaprio he's a good actor but HOOOOLLLLYYYY SHIT are the people that scream when he's on a goddamn screen ANNOYING! if any of you have watched romeo and juliet with friends or in class you get what i mean. one of my teachers said that we were watching inception next week and the amount of people going "oMg lEoNarDo DiCaPrIO iS iN iT oMg" was INSANE!

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RELIGION! i had to go to church for 9 FUCKIN YEARS as a kid and even then i hated religion. all of it is a fuckin scam. some sky motherfucker is listening to your problems and doing shit about them? BULLSHIT! religion is just a way for weak minded people to get scammed into buying into some churches bullshit. some people believe in heaven and hell which is equally as stupid. when you die, you die. do you think that your brain just dies then you suddenly go to some paradise? NO! your brain shuts off then you die and decompose until you are nothing but bone. NO HEAVEN AND NO HELL! and don't think that your god is going to save you because GOD ISN'T REAL! fuck i sound like pekka right now.

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DNI LISTS! do you really think some MAGA 2024 white supremacist dylann roof type fucker is going to go to some dream stans twitter or carrd and see "DNI: racists, homophobes, transphobes" and go "aw fuck i really wanted to talk with them but i guess i can't because of their DNI list". THEY'RE POINTLESS! most of the shit that has come out of the new era of stan culture and social media IS pointless!

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HYPOCRITES! you can't say you're against something and do the EXACT SAME THING! i had an experience with one today with this girl in one of my classes. she was complaining about how "i hate everyone in this class they're all so loud and annoying" which, fair point most people in that class are annoying but then she got all of her friends to sit with her and jesus fuckin christ they were so loud AND annoying! fuckin hypocrites the lot of 'em!

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DREAM AND HIS GODDAMN STANS! dream is what happens when someone gets famous and they don't have anyone around them that gives them criticism. he has this group of friends that are just a bunch of yes-men that only got famous off of him. don't even get me started on his fans. they are worse than those kpop fans because if anyone dares to say 'dream bad lol' then they go after that person. it's pathetic that dream gets his rabid fans to do his dirty work. also he definitely cheated in his speedruns. no doubt.

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ALL THOSE DUMB COLUMBINE COPYCATS! you know the ones i'm talking about. some are alright like pekka-eric auvinen because he had a personality other than 'i love eric and dylan now i'm gonna shoot up my school'. they're hypocritical because they think they're soooo original however by copying eric and dylan you are being UNORIGINAL! HA!

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DAVE CULLEN! oh look now i'm talking about columbine. but really i HATE dave cullen. he doesn't even deserve the title of a researcher because all he does is say how bad eric harris was all while sucking dylan klebolds dick. we all know you love him dave! i emailed him last july to say how shit his book was and he said 'oh you can't cherry pick details to say eric wasn't a psychopath i spoke to an fbi person and all the evidence points to it' FUCK YOU! you don't even have to be a fangirl to realise that eric wasn't a psychopath. IT'S COMMON SENSE!

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WHEN THE ONLY THING SOMEONE TRYS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IS BEING BI OR TRANS! there is this one specific person who i know who does this and it really pisses me off! do they not know that i have a personality apart from that? talk to me about doom or postal or some other crap i like and that'll be better than 'omg someone said the t slur how do you feel???'

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WHEN SOME SHIT FAST FOOD PLACE GETS MY ORDER WRONG! is it really that hard to make a burger, chicken nuggets, chips and a coke without fucking it up?! i guess not for these fucks who have got my order wrong for 3 FUCKIN WEEKS!

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ALL THOSE SHIT TEEN ROMCOMS! they're all produced by Netflix and they all have the EXACT SAME PLOT! the only thing that's different is which overpaid teen actors they get to play the starring roles!

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TECH CEOS! I absolutely DESPISE those fucks like Elon Musk who say that they are so self made and independent when reality we all know that getting a couple million from your parents is not 'self made'.

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PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF! that's a pretty general statement but i REALLY hate people who annoy me. usually they say something or do something that gets on my nerves but sometimes those fuckers JUST EXIST and it pisses me off. I HATE THOSE FUCKERS SO MUCH!

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WHEN I HAVE TO REPEAT SHIT FOR PEOPLE! JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY THE FIRST TIME! GAAHHH!

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RACISTS! i don't see the point in racism. really, i've never understood it. some guy thinks he's superior because of some pigment in his skin. ha! at least say you are superior than other people because of something worthwhile, like intelligence or athleticism, not something as pathetic as your skin colour.

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LAUGH TRACKS! IF YOU HAVE TO INDICATE TO THE AUDIENCE THAT THEY HAVE TO LAUGH AT A JOKE, THE JOKE ISN'T FUNNY!

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PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE TECHNOLOGY! we live in a modern world with modern technology SO FUCKIN LEARN HOW TO USE IT! i'll cut some slack for people who are older and didn't learn when they were young but if you're my age or a few years older LEARN HOW TO USE A COMPUTER YOU FUCKIN RETARDS! GAAAHHHH!!

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WHEN MY SHITTY COMPUTER TAKES TOO LONG TO BOOT UP!

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WHEN SOME BRATTY KID RUNS AROUND SCRREAMING IN A RESTAURANT AND HIS PARENTS DON'T STOP HIM! GET YOUR GODDAMN KID TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

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WHEN WINDOWS SECURITY SAYS I'VE STILL GOT SOMETHING ON MY COMPUTER WHEN I KNOW I'VE REMOVED IT! GAAHHHH!

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WHEN COMPANIES TRY TO BE COOL! GOD I HATE THAT! companies try to be all cool and shit by posting something on social media or putting out a 'woke' ad or whatever. I HATE IT! it's mainly fast food companies that do it as well. Burger King, McDonalds, even general companies like Heinz do that shit and IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!

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PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SHUT UP!

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SELLOUTS! YUNGBLUD is a good example of a sellout. i used to listen to him back in 2018 when his music was actually good but now all he does is produce shitty music for his audience that loooovvvveeeeeessssss him. i hate him and sellouts in general!

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PEOPLE WHO BLAME OTHERS FOR THEIR OWN STUPIDITY!

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THAT FUCKIN GAME AMONG US! thank fuck it's dying out now but i hate that game SOOOOOO MUCH. it's boring and repetitve as FUCK!

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MATHS AND SCIENCE! i only like chemistry because you can make things go BANG!

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POLITICS! i hate politics, and especially the people who are OBSESSED with a certain ideology, far-left and far-right motherfuckers. I HATE EM ALL! all politicians do is make false promises to get you on their side, so why should you let them win and go to their ideology!

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CHEAP COMEDY SKITS! you see them aaaaaallllllll the time on TV, and they're not even FUNNY! they just rely on politics to get a laugh out of the audience. THAT SUKZ!

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PEOPLE THAT DON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HAVING A PC! not one of the shit PCs like i have, but the ones that look as though they could take up an entire floor of a skyscraper. people who have those NEVER SEEM TO SHUT UP ABOUT THEM! they always talk about getting a new monitor, or installing the latest £10000 graphics card on their PC. when will these people realise that NO-ONE CARES!

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LIARS! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY'RE LYING!

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GAME COMPANIES! ESPECIALLY EA OR THE ONES THAT PUT MICROTRANSACTION INTO EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMN. GAME!

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REALITY TV! IT'S ALL FUCKIN STAGED! every year there are about a billion series of some reality show, whether it's that one with the Kardashians or some other shit one. do the people that watch it not realise that the producers have told the people on the show to act overdramatic for ratings? rule number one of TV: DRAMA MAKES FOR GOOD TV AND MAKES MONEY! people that don't realise that reality tv is staged are even stupider than the average idiot.

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'INFLUENCERS'! DO THEY NOT REALISE HOW DUMB THEY ARE?! they go out and live their rich and famous lives even though they got famous from doing nothing (NEWSFLASH! Speaking to a camera or doing a repetitive dance to a shitty song isn't talent!) people also seem to reeeeeaaaallllyyyy love them and even if they say they don't, THEY ARE! every goddamn day you see at least one person saying 'ooh look what *insert 'influencer' here* did' I DON'T FUCKIN CARE! why should i give a fuck about what some famous fucker did or posted. i don't know them, they don't know i exist, why should i care! 'influencers' are nothing but dickhead famous people that'll be forgotten in a decade.